Post #4
This is going to be a long post... Because... And only because... Traci now works with me. =)
Do you know anyone who is gullible? I do. She is my cousin. My co worker. My friend.
It's so nice to have someone easier to pick on than me at work. Now all the crap I used to get is on her plate. Thanks Traci.
So first we are going to talk a little about Halloween. Did you know Traci is terrified of clowns. I didn't until I showed her this.

I had a much smaller picture of this... On my phone. When I opened it to show her she literally jumped back like it was going to grab her! Hilarious!
While you may have had to be here for that one to think it's funny here are some other incidents that may make you laugh.
Her first week here was my first week off... Go figure. Something about me getting married... She was working in my office, since I was gone. Once I came back she had to move out of my office and into the "clinical office" Where our clinical team is always hard at work. There she met Sonya. Our director. And Leigh. A clinical supervisor. Leigh was just coming back to work after being sick the week before. Jacob, another co-worker of ours had also been sick all weekend.
Traci trying to be nice was talking to Leigh. Small talk. (Now there is something you should know... That Traci didn't. Leigh is gay. His boyfriends name is Jacob.) So as Traci is asking about how Leigh's weekend was Leigh was explaining that he thinks Jacob got him sick because Jake was sick all weekend.
Traci, unknowingly, looks right at Leigh and says: "Oh Yeah! Jacob WAS sick all weekend! He's feeling better now." (Not realizing that they were talking about 2 VERY different people)
Sonya, who knows all of this looks at her desk and starts typing, mumbling, "I wonder how she's going to handle this." :)
Leigh then looks at Traci confused and says... "No. No. Not that Jake. When I say Jake I'm talking about my Jake."
A few minutes pass and Traci looks at Leigh and says, "So you have a son?"
Leigh: "What?"
Traci: "Jake, your son?"
Leigh then takes a picture off of his desk. The picture of him and his boyfriend and shows it to Traci and says, "No. This is Jake."

So what does Traci do? Yep. She looks at the wall and creates an awkward silence!
I think I peed a little when she yelled at me for not telling her!
Then we come to yesterday. . . From Traci's perspective.
Some joke-ster in our office made what Traci called an "earring"

and threw it onto her desk while she wasn't looking. So who does Traci question? Sonya. The sweetest most innocent employee we have at Maxim! Of course it wasn't her so they went about working. A few minutes later another one lands. But this time it doesn't quite make it to her desk. Traci and Sonya do some inspecting and Traci assumes that it is Stephen. So she sends him an email. Stephen get offended and Traci brings the earrings out to show them. Everyone acts dumb. She goes back into her office and another one lands! This time it says "From Leslie". I then receive an email from Traci. "Someone is blackmailing you… watch out!"
Not having a clue what is going on I write her back. "What are you talking about?"
She replies: " Ask Stephen… I’m pretty positive its him."
Just as I read that email Stephen walks into my office. He asks me if I was the one who made earrings for Traci. Again. Clueless. However this is pretty entertaining now that my name is attached to this priceless prank! So I begin laughing and send Traci an email back. "He just asked me… something about earrings? I’m so confused."
Traci then came into my office. She showed me the "earring" with From Leslie written on it and asked who made it. I told her I didn't know and she told me I did. So I started laughing that she really was going to blame me for wasting that much time! She then told me it was Stephen. Right then Stephen appeared and said it wasn't him. She then looked at Alec and blamed him. Alec took the blame fully. As Stephen walked away red faced and laughing. Next Jacob walks in my office with two of the earrings in his ears. SICK! We all begin laughing hysterically! Traci is confused and getting frustrated so I try to calm her down and ask her what happened. She went into dramatics about how the earring flew onto her desk and how her and Sonya couldn't figure out what it was...
I was laughing pretty good when she looked at me and said she knew I knew who did it! She knew the look on my face! Pretty much accusing me!
Alec then tries to calm her down and figure out who was to blame. He gets up. Throws the earring, plots it all out. Sonya MUST know who it was!
I personally think that with as much flirting that Stephen does it was him. But Traci thinks I'm covering for Alec. Traci goes back to her office and emails me again.
"I am positive you know who did it!! I know that face! I’m leaning more toward alec now because you’re covering for him…. I’ll figure this out before the day is through… actually… I’m pretty sure its alec!"
I email her back "Go to work and we’ll talk when we leave. I’ve got to get this payroll done… " See because I'm not trying to waste time at work!
She says "Uh huh… you just confirmed it."
I say "That is was Alec? I’m pretty sure I’d know if he was wasting time making earrings… I think Stephens lack of interest in this says enough. And his face was definitely red. As soon as you said it was Alec he walked away laughing and never came back. I’m pretty sure Stephen is to blame."
She says " Let me know when you’re ready to go to lunch."
I say "Ok ok… it was me. I had Nalani write my name on the paper so that I had a way out. "
She says "You’re helping him [Alec]… boo!"
I say "Ok. Do you want me to say it was Alec? I just admitted that I did it and you don’t believe me… I’ll say it was whoever you want me to say it was… But I really think it was Stephen. Ask Nalani. I don’t think she’ll cover for anyone…"
Now she's mad.
So I get back to payroll and once I finish we go to lunch.
Nothing is said. She still doesn't know who did it.
We get back from lunch and I over hear that the printer is broken. Chris! AND now the Postage machine is broken. Chris! (Who knows if he really did it or not... but its his blame.) So, Stephen says... "Chris made the earrings!!" So I told Traci and I don't know if she bought it or not. But I'm pretty sure it was Chris and Stephen.
Then later on Alec tells me that one of the "earrings" was tossed into Traci's office yet again while he was in there! Really!! 4 of them!!
This ended up being an all day event!
And still nobody except Alec has taken blame. And he's not very convincing.
My theory: Stephen made them. Jacob threw them. Chris busted Jacob and Stephen. They framed me. Alec took the blame for me. And Traci still has no clue.
That's all for now.
Funny Stuff!